Posts tagged pee

I bought a new knife for my job and it’s gorgeous. The manguy sharpened it for me last night and it goes through citrus like it’s butter. I just about came. 

Like a good stretch. Aaaahhhhhhh *pbbbbbt*

I want to eat them. 

When right after I’ve had an orgasm and I need to pee. 

So I  sit on the toilet and my full bladder says, open wide!!!! And my pee hole says, uh uh. Ok, but slow-SLOWLY! Then the hot pee makes its way down, overloading the senses as it inches(centimeters) its way down the tube. When final-FINALLY the  pee reaches the end and the body releases all the urine, the feeling of satisfaction travels from the vagina/bladder all the way up into the body cavity. That feeling (pause for emphasisssisisississies)  is overwhelmingly great.